towritebeyonceonherarms:

Minnesota public transportation

In Minnesota you push your girlfriend around in a shopping cart and that’s the only form of public transport. Follow for more MN Facts

Who is she

Who is she

I have one of these

I have one of these

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did we ever find out who she was? who is she

(via fauxlita)

One of my college classes has me thinking about maybe taking a more serious approach to social media but idk

can I not love taking care of my sick girlfriend I love to bring her vitamins and make her herbal tea I love to be fucking lame !!!!!! Can’t wait to buy her a new box of Kleenex on my way home tonight I don’t have a thermometer tho

towritebeyonceonherarms:

I just pooped my pants in AJ’s kitchen this is not a drill

My hot girlfriend pooped her pants

towritebeyonceonherarms:

lets be real though have you ever looked this good after shitting in your pants in your boyfriend’s kitchen

had to bring her a plastic bag

rebelliousghost:

what the hell 

rebelliousghost:

what the hell 

towritebeyonceonherarms:

IT FALL

Second pic love the concept

towritebeyonceonherarms:

Terrible

Don’t wear your girlfriend’s hat

towritebeyonceonherarms:

Terrible

Don’t wear your girlfriend’s hat

cereal9:

seems weird that it’s still 2014. shouldn’t it be next year by now?